Posted Jan 30, 2007 at 06:20AM by Rio S. Listed in: Off Topic Tags: NPC
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What if... ? - Image 1Have you ever thought of that? What if the World of Warcraft was a Korean MMO? Well, meteo from the forums at mmosite has thought about it and he has given some funny and good points.

He has a disclaimer: "this thread may contain mmorpg stereotypes that are unsuitable for readers who are too serious or sensible about it." These were what we found most entertaining.

If WoW was made by a Korean company...

... Number of quests would be 1/1000 of what WOW has now, but number of mobs spawns would be 1000x of what WOW has now.
... You come back to the game after leaving it for half year, it would still be the same version.
... Developers would just add 2 new mobs, 3 more cloth and 1 more map, then they would call this a new version...and just add a tiny bit more for expansions.
... After 2 years of playing, you would ask yourself if the developer will repay you for the lost of your youth.
... Half the people playing would be bots.
... PVP would consist of two individuals. The LONGEST PLAYING PLAYER vs THE PLAYER WITH MONEY.
... It would be called *Wrld o the wearcraft.*
... you would have at least 30 people ask you where the job changing NPC is located..after telling them 5 minutes later they come back and ask you the same question
... it would be POINT AND CLICK!

Okay, now if WoW was made by a North Korean company...

... It would have nuclear warheads.
... In North, you would not be able to type things freely without getting killed.
... Kim-Jong Il would be the head Admin, or *I will nuke you*

Some are just oh so true that we couldn't help laughing. Feel free to voice out your comments or add some ideas yourself. Remember, this is just good clean humor.


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   by TheX (Unregistered) - 2007-01-30
 » So, so funny

Im sure some nerd living in his mothers basement is laughing himself to a set of soiled pants and a heart attack.


   Re: yo-yo (Unregistered) - 2007-01-30
 » im with you on this one man

This article if pure trash.
[sarcasm]
Next on the racism list the those *****ing Italians. [/sarcasm]


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